27 October 2006

tongue tied

let the past pass us by
spin around in circles
while the clock ticks away
we'll all be okay, someday.

i like the feeling of laughing till you can't breathe
choking on your own air
and being more happy than you've been in an awfully long time

HEY YOU!
run away with me pretty pretty please
to a far far away place with no boys
and there we'll find our peace (:

sometimes the temptation of running away
just overwhealms your entire being.

If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.

A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.

Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.

Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah? Okay.

waahhahahs!
brainwash everyone to think the same!
say NO to stereotyped blonde dolls!

Posted by tocks! at 01:35