13 December 2005

i wasted the whole afternoon sleeping
like a pampered brat in a nice soft bed
airconned room with curtains drawn
and music blasting from THE MINI
when i was supposed to ahem:
- make christmas cards, like long overdue!
- work out those fat fat king kong arms
- get some work done
but no, i fell asleep after lunch
and died.
but i woke up cos i dreamt
that my mum was waking me up
and she offed the aircon
so i got up, offed the aircon and got out
to find the weather unbearably hot
so i got back in the room, and onned the aircon
and fell asleep again

jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way
theres a massive need to go christmas shopping
like NOW NOW NOW!
i want my stripey rainbow slippers ):
ive gone to four places to hunt for it ):
i want it discounted ):
why do bells appear only during christmas?
ive got a terrible cotton candy craving now
i want to be a cotton candy worm
and i'll live in a cotton candy cocoon
munching my way out of sweet finely spun sugar
slurps-
and i wonder why i have to work out ?

I hope my letter reaches you in time
Bring me love I can call all mine
Cos I have been so good, so good this year
Can't be alone under the mistletoe
He's all I want in a big red bow

Posted by tocks! at 20:21